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Posted in Nashville December 14, 2016 by Meghan Kraft

11 Reasons Why You Should Never, Ever Move To Nashville

Transplants having been making their way to Nashville for years – we can speak from experience. But do you know precisely WHY you should be moving? Or what about why you shouldn’t…? We’ve made our way deep through the mystery of the game so many play – to move, or not to move?

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11. Nashvillians are known for being incredibly mean.

10. Which is understandable because none of us go to church.

9. The only thing to do is go down on Broadway - that's all we do.

8. Say goodbye to the country - this is a concrete jungle.

7. Our skyline is a joke.

6. Coffee? Bleh. We hate it.

5. We have zero free shows. Everything costs SO much money.

4. We're landlocked so NO WATER ANYWHERE.

3. We don't have any cool dive bars - we're super uptight.

2. The only food served at any restaurant is hot chicken.

1. The traffic is REAL bad.

Looking for another reason to never, ever move to Nashville? Then check out how ugly – ahem. MAJESTIC, our winters are.

Meghan Kraft

Meghan Kraft loves to travel the world, but she makes her home right here in Nashville, Tennessee. She holds a degree in English, and has worked in the digital marketing realm with companies such as Apartments.com, USA Today and HarperCollins Publishing.