Posted in Nashville
December 14, 2016
11 Reasons Why You Should Never, Ever Move To Nashville
Transplants having been making their way to Nashville for years – we can speak from experience. But do you know precisely WHY you should be moving? Or what about why you shouldn’t…? We’ve made our way deep through the mystery of the game so many play – to move, or not to move?

As you can tell, here.

We haven't even heard of the bible belt...what?

Hans & Liek - Flickr
What else would you do out here, anyway?

Glenn Marsch - Flickr
No countryside for miles.

There's nothing insanely and perfectly gorgeous about this.

We don't have multiple nationally recognized coffee shops...nah. No way.

Karen Miller - Flickr
We don't even know what a free show IS. They exist?!

Good luck trying to find some.

And all we ever listen to is country music. With a lot of twang.

Get ready to have your mouth burned off, folks.

Oh wait...that one's true. Dang it.
Looking for another reason to never, ever move to Nashville? Then check out how ugly – ahem. MAJESTIC, our winters are.