Posted in Tennessee
August 27, 2017
17 Indisputable Reasons Why You Should Move Far, Far Away From Tennessee
Tennessee is a great state (maybe) and a beautiful state (kind of) and a whole lot of fun to visit (?), but there are a few who doubt. Which is why we decided to research it ourselves, and found out there ARE a few strange things that we have to just throw out there. Seventeen of them, in fact. How many do you agree with?
Maybe Dayton, Tennessee has this view. Maybe. We're not going to say...
There are no views, no gorgeous vistas. Nada.
And leave this godforsaken land to us - we've got it.
As long as you don't look closely at this picture. It's not like Tennessee is an agricultural giant in the south at all, nah.
We aren't a state that takes well to hiking or anything like that. You'll be inside most of the time...
Actually there's nothing to do indoors either. We don't have historic sites by the handful or museums coming out of our ears.
The Loveless Cafe, Pancake Pantry, let's just forget about them.
There's pretty much nothing to eat unless you're a vegetarian. So...you'll have to look elsewhere for delicious fried chicken and macaroni and cheese and cornbread.
It's not like this is beautiful or anything. Right? Right.
There's nothin' to see here, nothin' to see. If you forget about the humidity this would probably be a dreamland, but who can forget the humidity...?
We're just going to let you figure that one out for yourself.
Which means there's nothing cool about it, right? Right.
We just really don't care about sports, you know? especially not football.
Ugh. Boring. What would you even DO?!
We've never heard of "The Athens of the South"…
Certainly not in this dump.
Nothing picturesque or photo-worthy. You won't get any good Insta shots out here.
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