New Orleans is filled with people who are seriously funny. So it is not surprising that we have some of the funniest memes about New Orleans and jokes about New Orleans out there. Here are the funniest things about New Orleans that we found--we hope it doesn't offend anyone!
1) This is one VERY convenient chart.
2) Looking back at our history is mindblowing.
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You've gotta laugh, or else you'll cry.
3) Luckily Rob Ryan provided us so much material to work with.
4) Mardi gras is our time to let loose.
5) And we're always on the hunt for amazing deals.
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6) But sometimes it can get out of hand.
7) Preparation for Mardi Gras is key...
8) Hating on the westbank is pretty common...
9) And having a swagger is crucial.
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10) Yes, we can be a little stubborn down here.
11) And we can be pretty forgetful when it comes to our neighbors...
12) And yep, we can't deny it--sometimes stuff just doesn't work right here!
Do you have a favorite joke about New Orleans that you think is hilarious? Let us know what you think! We love to hear your thoughts.
New Orleanians have their own lingo, that's for sure. Part of what makes our city so special is all the phrases and words that are unique to our area. Even some of our street names will confuse the average tourist (Burgundy and Calliope come to mind). But if you've lived in New Orleans for any amount of time, you're sure to recognize these NOLA phrases that just about every New Orleanian has said at some point.
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1. Dressed
No, this doesn’t refer to your clothing. It’s what you say when ordering your po’boy, if you want lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, and mayo! If you want to talk like a NOLA local while ordering your po'boy, this is the phrase to use.
2. Beaucoup
Beaucoup is one of my favorite NOLA phrases. Pronounced "boo-coo", it means to have a lot of something.
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"There were beaucoup people at the parade."
3. Lagniappe
Just a little something extra. If you get a free sample with your purchase, the free sample would be lagniappe.
4. Neutral Ground
While everyone else calls that grassy strip in the middle of the road a median, we prefer the term neutral ground. During Mardi Gras season, locals have a preference for where they stand to watch the parade--Neutral ground side or sidewalk side. Team sidewalk side for life!
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5. Cher
No, not that Cher. You’ll hear people say "cher" as a term of affection meaning "dear" or "love" down in NOLA. It's pronounced closer to "sha" and although you'll hear it every now and then around New Orleans, it's more common in Cajun Country or areas of Louisiana where Louisiana French is more frequently spoken.
6. Fais do-do
A Cajun dance party that takes place after the kids have gone to sleep. This is another phrase that's more common in Cajun Country, but you might hear it every now and then in New Orleans!
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7. Makin’ Groceries
Going to the grocery store.
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"Where y’at, Cher?"
"I’m fixin’ to make groceries."
8. Best Bank
If you hear anyone say this, they are probably from the West Bank. One of the many funny things about living in NOLA is that there is a sibling rivalry with New Orleans and the West Bank. If you hear someone say that the West Bank is the Best Bank, it probably won't be long until someone shouts out "worst bank."
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We love you, West Bank. Don't pay them any attention.
9. Po’boy
It’s not a grinder, a sub, or a hoagie… It’s a po’boy. This is not up for debate.
10. Gris-Gris
A little bag, trinket, or amulet used to bring positive influences like love, health, good luck, or to ward off evil. Of course, it can also be used for malevolent purposes too.
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11. Laissez Les Bon Temps Rouler
Perhaps one of the most popular NOLA phrases, this one means "let the good times roll!" After all, New Orleans is all about passing a good time.
How many of these New Orleans phrases are you guilty of? Any you would add to the list? Let us know below!
Now that you've learned how to talk like a NOLA local, how about dressing the part? Check out Wear Your Roots for all your state pride gear.
Read on to learn why New Orleans is one of the most unique cities in the country:
Life in New Orleans is unlike any other. If you have ever had to leave the Big Easy for a while, then you know how hard it is. Our city gets under your skin, making it hard to live anywhere else. Between the mouthwatering Cajun food, the music, the people, and everything in between, you’ll truly miss living in New Orleans. Here are some things anyone who has ever moved away from New Orleans has thought. Let us know if you can relate to any of them.
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1) I need a po-boy right now.
Can they figure out how to mail them?
2) When is Mardi Gras this year?
Maybe I can plan a trip this year in time for the parades.
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3) Have these people ever heard of spices?
This is one of the most bland things I’ve ever tried. What about onions or garlic...or pepper?
4) Why are the people around here so rude?
I miss New Orleans.
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5) This beat is so…boring.
Can we jazz this up a bit?
6) Why can’t I just have a to-go cup?
I feel so trapped, I want to go home!
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7) Where are the brass instruments in this band?
I’m sorry, guitar, bass, and drum just doesn’t cut it most of the time.
8) I miss the live oak trees.
The trees are truly one of a kind.
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9) I can’t believe there is nowhere I can buy a drink right now.
That’s right, when you are used to it being available 24/7, it can be hard to adjust.
What do you think about when you leave New Orleans? Which ones did we miss? Or tell us what you like the most about New Orleans life. Let us know in the comments below. We love to hear your feedback and comments.