Who’s up for a little fun today, PA? We can all admit that we love PA, quirks and all, right? It’s not perfect, but it’s home. And some of its quirks make for some pretty good jokes that those who don’t live here might not really understand. Here are 10 jokes about Pennsylvania that will resonate with us all. Have a laugh then share your favorite Pennsylvania jokes in the comments.

1. I'll take "What is the Pennsylvania Turnpike for $1,000, Alex?"
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2. Poor Phil. He has far too much responsibility on his furry little shoulders. Or, is that Gus, the second most famous groundhog in Pennsylvania?
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3. It's been nice knowing you, Rose.
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4. We've all been there. But, most of us turn to our trusty GPS to help us find an alternate route, right?
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5. Then, PennDot goes and starts work on THAT road. That's why PA only has two seasons: Winter and construction season.
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6. 'Fess up, PA. You're cruising down the highway, maybe five or 10 miles over the speed limit, and you see flashing lights. You hit the brakes, right?
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7. Well, it depends. Part of PA backs Sheetz. So, what team are you on? Sheetz or Wawa?
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8. How many of them can you pronounce?
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9. What's the fastest route between two points? Around the potholes, if you live in PA.
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10. And at least some of us wear shorts even in the middle of winter; we all pledge allegiance to Wawa or Sheetz; and we call it PA.
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Your turn, PA! What are your favorite jokes about Pennsylvania? Join the fun in the comments! And, for some more fun, click here to read about the 13 phrases that will make you swear that we Pennsylvanians, have our own language.

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