Posted in Oklahoma July 12, 2015 by

These 10 Crazy Laws In Oklahoma Will Leave You Scratching Your Head In Wonder

There are some strange things in Oklahoma but when you read this list of crazy laws in the state, you might think twice about what our lawmakers were thinking when these laws were passed. This list is not intended for legal advice but for pure entertainment.

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1. Whaling is illegal...because there are so many whales in Oklahoma.
flickr/howard ignatius
2. Don't scare Fido or his friends...you may be fined and/or jailed for making "ugly faces" at dogs.
flickr/adam edmond
3. It is illegal to have tissues in the back of your car.
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4. Spitting on the sidewalk is illegal.
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5. Taking a bite out of another's hamburger will not be tolerated.
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6. Females are not allowed to do their own hair unless they are licensed by the state.
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7. The mayor MUST sign a permit for groups of 3 or more dogs to congregate on private property.
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8. Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings.
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9. Don't even think about going to bed with boots on because that would be illegal.
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10. The owner of a bar is not allowed to let anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.
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11. It is illegal to wear Texas Longhorns apparel in the state of Oklahoma...o.k. this one is a joke:)
flickr/stefanos kofopoulos

We told you there were some weird ones!  What is the craziest law in Oklahoma that you know of?