Posted in Ohio
July 30, 2017
12 Foolproof Ways To Make Someone From Ohio Cringe
There are some things you just don’t do as an Ohioan—and as a respectful out-of-state visitor.
From claiming your loyalty to the football team up north that shall not be named to insisting that there’s nothing to do here in the Buckeye State, the following are 12 foolproof ways to make someone from Ohio cringe. Take note. (And DON’T do these things. Ever.)
FYI, "corn" is not a stereotype. It's a crop. (Note the misspelling of "hillbillies.")
All you're really doing is proving your ignorance and general unawareness of the world around you to us.
Nope. Sorry. You're severely mistaken.
Seriously, WHY are you here?
Spend a winter here and then get back to us.
Who do you think you are? Seriously.
(Because, you know, cities in Ohio don't exist or anything. That perfectly explains our population density.)
^^^ See above. ^^^
You are (clearly) looking in all the wrong places.
Sure, we're proud that we're home to these kinds of places, but there's a LOT more to Ohio than roller coasters and rock and roll.
I mean, we only took a giant leap for mankind. No big deal.
Only Ohioans are allowed to make fun of Ohio. GOT IT?
Can you relate to any of these? What else would you add to this list? Let us know!
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