Posted in New Jersey
December 24, 2015
12 Things You Really Hope Santa Brings New Jersey For Christmas
There are plenty of things we want for Christmas this year, individually. We are a very diverse state, and I’m sure our Christmas wish lists vary greatly – from sporting goods to bakeware, tech gadgets or dream vacations, we all want different gifts. Still, there are certain things, as New Jersey residents, we can all agree on. So, Santa, if you’re reading, this is what New Jersey residents would love for Christmas this year:
A little dusting of snow would be nice.
I'm loving this warmer weather, are you? If Santa just made it snow a little, and it could melt away the next day... No shoveling!
This is a BIG one, Santa. We all want to be able to afford life in our great state. I get that the money needs to come from somewhere, but you'll figure it out - I believe in you!
We were good for goodness sake, fix the potholes for our tires' sake!
It would really help alleviate traffic if we could add a few lanes, vertically.
That is NOT how we say Jersey.
Even if it's just one of the smaller ones!
Pork Roll? Taylor Ham? Or maybe you prefer the "Case" brand?
The Giants and Jets are New Jersey teams, and let's not forget that the Super Bowl was in New Jersey!
According to my approximation, this would save regular drivers on the Turnpike and Parkway about 300 hours and 4 billion dollars a month. I may have rounded up.
I know that we're paying for quality - we have the highest water quality standards in the United States - but let's just upcharge all the New Yorkers who swarm our beaches every summer. Sounds good to me!
Each one of us is Jersey strong, can't North, Central, and South all get along?
What would you want most on this list? What else would you add? Have a happy holiday, everyone!
