10 Reasons Why You Should Never, Ever Move To New Jersey

With the holidays fast approaching, family will surely be coming to visit the Garden State. While a quick visit is fine, we definitely don’t want anyone else moving here. New Jersey is crowded enough, so remind your guests why they should never move here.

Oh, wait… We’re beautiful and perfect. Don’t let anyone know! If you haven’t yet convinced people not to move here, check out these 14 Ways Living In New Jersey Ruins You For Life.