Posted in New Jersey
August 30, 2016
14 Sure-Fire Ways To Make A New Jerseyan Mad
New Jerseyans are known the world over for our calm demeanor. We are often praised for our patience and level-headedness – it’s very difficult to make us upset. Okay, that might not exactly be accurate. We’re all aware of the infamous “Jersey Salute,” but we’re not nearly as bad as out-of-staters make us out to be… Unless, you do one of these 14 things.
Please, no.
It's simply not true. Pictured is Wallpack Valley.
We have nothing to do here? We have everything to do here. Skiing in the winter, beaches in the summer, hiking, shopping, museums, fine dining...
Who is probably one of the many New Jersey music legends like Frank Sinatra, Bruce Springsteen, Jon Bon Jovi or Whitney Houston.
Even if you're not doing anything wrong. You probably will be soon enough.
Doing 50 in a 55 MPH zone? Put the pedal to the metal, buddy.
Fuggedaboutit.
They play in New Jersey, people. And Superbowl XLVII... that was in New Jersey, too.
They're mostly from Staten Island....
It's very personal to us.
According to approval ratings, this will make 29% of New Jerseyans mad.
Recent polls suggest that 66% of New Jerseyans will strongly disagree with you. I'm not taking a side, but I'll give you this advice: Probably best not to bring up politics at all.
This will probably only insult people from Central Jersey. Answer this: Where is Princeton?
Don't get me started on what it's called. That will DEFINITELY make someone mad.
Of course, this list is all in good fun. I’m a Jersey girl, and very even tempered. For more New Jersey fun that residents will relate to, see my previous post: 10 Things You Must Know About Dating Someone From New Jersey.
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