10 Reasons No One In Their Right Mind Visits New Hampshire In The Winter

Listen up, rest of the country. We know what you think about us. We’re miserable sitting here while the we watch the temperatures drop all around us. When it’s not snowing, it’s icing. When it’s not icing, it’s raining. And when it’s not raining…well, it’s just boring. Once the summer is over, there’s nothing here for you in New Hampshire. It’s a tundra. A wasteland. And it’s better if you just stay home. Rather than come to the Granite State, you might as well just enjoy where you are. We’ll handle things here on our own. What are we contending with? This…

You know what else is terrible? Living within close proximity of this awesome winter mountain coaster! It’s just not fair!