11 Reasons Why You Should Never, Ever Move To Nebraska

The holidays are here again, and many of us have family visiting from out of state. This is the perfect opportunity for them to fall in love with Nebraska and think about moving here. Stop them in their tracks before they can make any solid plans – Nebraska is crowded enough as it is. Just let them know all of the reasons they should stay away.

Did it work? Did you convince everyone to stay far away? If not, then at least prepare them for life in Nebraska by telling them how living here ruins you for life.