Posted in Montana November 18, 2017 by

10 Foolproof Ways To Spot An Imposter In Montana

Contrary to popular belief, many Montana stereotypes simply aren’t accurate. But while it’s true that we’re not all cowboys and cowgirls who drive pickup trucks, that doesn’t mean we can’t spot the imposters pretty quickly. Even if someone claims they were born and raised in Montana, these are some of the ways we’ll be able to tell if that’s not true.

1. They can't handle the cold weather.
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Montanans may not exactly enjoy the harsh winters, but we're used to them.
2. They can't pronounce Havre, Choteau, Glasgow, etc.
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3. They can't drive in the snow.
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True Montanans were born for it.
4. You catch them driving below the speed limit on the highway... in perfect weather conditions.
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That's a good indication that they didn't learn to drive in the Treasure State.
5. They greet you with three little words: "I'm a vegan."
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It's not that there aren't ANY vegans in Montana, it's just that you're about as likely to meet a unicorn.
6. They've reached middle age without ever having been to Glacier National Park.
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While it's true that not every Montanan goes to Glacier, considering it's our pride and joy, you'd be hard-pressed to find an adult who hasn't been at least once.
7. When you bring up the subject of California, they smile excitedly and talk about how warm it must be there.
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A true Montanan will show at least a little cynicism.
8. They don't know how to change a tire, shovel snow, or they lack basic survival skills.
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Being raised in Montana often means growing up without neighbors, so we're taught to be self-reliant early on.
9. They tell you they don't really like to go outside.
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We live in the most beautiful state, and we enjoy it to the fullest.
10. When you pass them on the road, you don't get the friendly wave.
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This might be the biggest indication of an imposter of all.

There’s no need to lie about being from Montana — as long as you’re friendly and hardworking, we’ll welcome you. Here are a few things you’ll learn rather quickly.

 

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