Posted in Kansas City
January 02, 2018
11 Things No Self-Respecting Kansas Citian Would Ever Do
Kansas Citians are a varied bunch, ranging from all types of Midwestern people. Of course, with so many residents, our culture is like a melting pot and we’re all just swimming in it. However there are a few values many of us hold dear, and a few things a self-respecting Kansas Citian would never want to be caught doing. Check it out!
It's just not. There's no playing around with that one.
Helping hands are a great way to spread love around a city that might need a little extra sometimes.
Especially if it's free. Depending on the brew, it might also be hard to find. I'm looking at you, Chocolate Ale.
You've gotten lost in town, and you know it. Otherwise you're just using your GPS like a smarty-pants.
Why eat fast food when there's so many better options around?
I've heard that people still do this, and it's despicable. Cows are expensive, and I hope you get kicked.
Going out for the day? Wear sunscreen on every part of your skin. The Plaza doesn't have a roof, guys!
It's impossible to enjoy something when the lines are miles long and it's 100 degrees outside. Just go when it's a little cooler and you'll have much more fun!
How. Dare. You. Even looking at this makes me sick.
I get it if you're not fans of our teams, but how could you just push it in our face like that? Where's your loyalty?
We're a city full of a couple million people and lots of love. Some of us might be a little less than great, but for the most part we're all a big happy community! We wouldn't have it any other way.
After you’re done thinking about all the un-Kansas Citian things you can come up with, share them in the comments below and then check out some amazing reasons to go outside this year.
