12 Awkward Moments Every Kansas Citian Has Endured At Least Once
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No matter where you live in Kansas City, there’s bound to be a few awkward moments you’ve had that you have in common with others. I mean, there’s a little over two million people living in the metro area, so you’re bound to have a lot in common with plenty of people you pass on the street. Unfortunately, most of these awkward moments are caused by tourists and those who just moved here. I guess there has to be some downside to living somewhere so great. Let’s see how many of these you’ve experienced.
There are a ton of grocery store options in the KC area, and for some, it's not that strange to drive 20 minutes or more to get groceries in bulk. Your corner store might be good for bread and milk, but who can navigate the strange layout to find anything, anyway?
It's not that the insult isn't true, but more likely they really don't want to hear just how bad that last game was. Other times, you might want to watch what you say in the wrong place, because it could get you punched, or at least in an argument.
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Yeah, that's three miles, but three miles on the freeway or in town? Bonus points if they also describe markers that aren't even there anymore, like "that old crooked willow that was taken down in '85."
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Jacket or no jacket? That's always the question, because in spring and fall, it could be 80 all day, or it could drop to 40 after work. It's a mystery!
It seems like construction lasts years, and it only does because it's slowly moving along whatever area needs it most. By the time they're finally done with all of it, no one knows what it's like to drive over there anymore!
Excluding states like Kansas and Nebraska that have a few KC barbecue restaurants, most states don't serve our variety. If that's what you've grown to love the most, you'll miss it for sure if you leave.
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Do I roll my eyes, or just glare? Sometimes just going blank is the only way to really make sure they understand how lame their joke is.
Kansas City is confusing for those who have lived in other cities, or who are used to more grid-type layouts. Here, you can expect on and off ramps going every which way, and it's really easy to miss your turn the first time. Or the first five times.
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Sometimes I think we all should have t-shirts that just explain exactly where we are, and how much is on the Kansas side. Wouldn't that just make it so much easier for everyone?
Flip-flops are one of KC's favorite shoes in the summer, and breaking your favorite pair is like losing a foot.
After the shame of looking like an idiot, some of us just settle for sitting next to our cars while they run, hoping to not be baked alive next time we open the door.
Italian! No, Mexican! Let's get burgers! Maybe soon there will be a restaurant that serves a little of everything. It's a dream many of us have.
After you’ve decided whether you relate to these awkward moments, check out these memes about Kansas City that’ll give you a chuckle.
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