12 Most Likely Ways Minnesota Will Be Wiped Off The Map

I love Minnesota and can’t imagine living anywhere else. Sure it’s cold sometimes, and humid sometimes, and we don’t have a real ocean (though most of us hold that Lake Superior is just as good, if not better than any ocean), but when it comes down to it, the people, culture, and recreational opportunities that we have are all worth it. So hopefully, nothing will ever happen to our great state, and if it did, hopefully we would all be determined enough to stick around. Here’s how it would probably happen, and I wouldn’t take these too seriously, because let’s face it, Minnesotans can handle anything.

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