15 Reasons Why You Should Never, Ever Move To Michigan

Do you know anyone who’s considering a move to the Great Lakes State? Well, all Michiganders know that moving here is simply a bad idea. We’ve got too many people as it is — and there’s no way you’ll find welcoming neighbors or stunning scenery in Michigan. Be sure to share this list before someone makes a big mistake by moving to our terribly boring state.

Hmm, are you sensing a bit of sarcasm? Perhaps Michigan is actually one of the most amazing places in the entire country… and perhaps we’re always eager to introduce people to the fun and beauty of the Great Lakes State. What do you think? Share your thoughts in the comments.