Posted in Boston
February 13, 2018
9 Reasons No One In Their Right Mind Visits Boston In The Winter
Bostonians claim to be unfazed by winter. We talk about how much we love having all four seasons. We brag about jogging down snowy roads in shorts. We downplay the impact of Nor’easters. Eh, it’s just another storm. Confession time: it’s all a lie. We may be smiling on the outside but, by the time spring finally crawls around, we’re dying inside. Really. After all…
Not a hint of blue in sight. Sunshine is just a faint memory.
They'd look so much worse reflected in ice.
If only someone would invent a way to push the snow out of the roads.
How could we possibly take advantage of such horrendous conditions?
There's absolutely nothing interesting to do outside.
Don't be fooled; this tubing hill is actually a fun-free zone.
Literally the only thing you'll see is brown slush. Miles and miles of the stuff.
Juliet White
But it's not like they're worth visiting in winter. Everyone knows that stretches of sand are only pretty in summer.
Indoor attractions? Well, I guess there's the mall.
There you go: solid proof that The Hub can’t be a desirable year-round destination.
We hope you enjoy this tongue-in-cheek list. We Bay Staters are all fluent in sarcasm, right?
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