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Posted in Maryland Trips March 23, 2016 by Jamie Alvarenga

13 Surefire Ways To Always Spot A Tourist In Maryland

Here in Maryland, we locals can spot each other pretty easily based on appearance and habits. Faded purple or burgundy jerseys, Maryland accent, and the ability to pick a crab in under two minutes are a few dead giveaways. That’s why tourists have a tendency to stand out. Here are 13 ways to spot a tourist in Maryland that are oh so funny and true!

1. They have no freakin' clue how to pick a crab.

2. They drive so passive and slooow.

3. They're wearing a neon shirt purchased straight from the OC boardwalk.

4. When they hear Bel Air, they think of this.

5. They order an orange crush in Maryland and expect to receive this...

6. But instead, they're served this heavenly beverage.

7. They assume that the entire state is Baltimore.

8. So when you take them to one of Maryand's scenic parks, beaches, or charming towns, they're like...

9. Because when they think of Baltimore, they think of this...

10. And are surprised to discover that though it may have its bad parts, it also has nice spots, like this.

11. They don't know what Old Bay is - which is pure blasphemy.

12. When everyone else yells "O!" during the National Anthem, they're standing with a look of confusion.

13. They're not dressed for the weather because they had no idea seasons in Maryland barely exist.

What are other ways you can spot a tourist in Maryland?

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Jamie Alvarenga

Jamie Alvarenga is a writer and editor who loves all things Maryland.