15 Reasons Why You Should Never, Ever Move To Baltimore

Baltimoreans may be used to the following things (and even love them), but it’s difficult for out-of-towners to understand just how amazing Charm City life really is. We’ve heard all the complaints about Baltimore but we’ve flipped the script to bring you this list of cheeky reasons to never, ever move here. It’s horrible 😉

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Never move to Baltimore. It’ll ruin you for life.