Posted in Baltimore
November 19, 2017
10 Foolproof Ways To Spot An Imposter In Baltimore
There are certain things Baltimoreans do – and other things you’ll never catch doing. Today, we’re focusing on the latter. Check out this list of ways to spot an imposter in Baltimore. If you catch someone doing these 10 things, odds are, they’re not local.
Baltimoreans know that a mallet is barely needed at a crab feast. If you know precisely which joints to twist, the meat will slide right out.
Everyone is free to be a fan for whichever team they want. Just don't walk through Baltimore with a Steelers jersey, though.
A day of exploring Charm City should extend beyond the tourist-infused harbor.
If they're not exploring the best seafood joints, ethnic foods, and more, then they surely can't be a local.
It's to the point where the song feels incomplete without it.
It's a friendly term of endearment, hon!
Ask an old school Baltimorean to say the words water, wash, or even O's.
I swear, sometimes you can spot a Balimorean from a mile away.
This is basically the official city color.
You'll probably spot them circling around the same block or suddenly breaking when spotting a parking garage.
How else do you spot an imposter in Baltimore? What would you add to the list?
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