Sometimes, it seems like life is just a string of awkward moments. If you live in Maryland, you’ve no doubt had to endure the 13 following situations…

1. Arriving at the grocery just before a snowstorm, only to discover the essentials are all gone.
Flickr / Quinn Dombrowski
Good luck if it's bread, eggs, or milk you need. They're the first to go before a blizzard.
2. Having to change from a sweatshirt, to a t-shirt, back to a sweatshirt in a matter of minutes.
Flickr / Gabriela Pinto
Maryland weather is fickle, especially during spring. It's best to always have a sweatshirt around... just in case.
3. Accidentally spraying someone with juices while picking crabs.
Flickr / Susan Smith
No one ever said picking crabs wasn't messy. Just beware of flying juices while chowing down.
4. Accidentally ending up in Delaware.
Flickr / Jimmy Emerson, DVM
If you're not from the eastern shore, it can be hard to navigate your way around. Next thing you know, you've gone too far.
5. Ordering a crab cake out of state, and being left thoroughly disappointed.
Flickr / Jessica and Lon Binder
Odds are you made this mistake once, and you'll never let it happen again. Lesson learned.
6. Yelling "O!" during the National Anthem, only to realize you're not in Maryland.
Flickr / Keith Allison
It's a hard habit to break. Those not from Maryland just don't understand.

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7. Having to explain to out-of-towners that Baltimore is so much more than The Wire.
Flickr / 1Flatworld
Marylanders love the show, but Baltimore is also rich in culture, arts, restaurants, history, and much more.
8. Dining at a restaurant that doesn't have Old Bay.
Flickr / Mike Mozart
What am I supposed to sprinkle on my seafood, fries, eggs, and corn?!
9. When someone asks if there's anything to do in Maryland.
Flickr / MK Campbell
From tourist attractions to natural wonders, there are plenty of spots to take a guest. Rather than be annoyed with their question, wow them.
10. Having an Orange Crush sneak up on you.
Flickr / Harrison Group
This fruity Maryland drink pairs perfectly with seafood. "Another!" you yell. Next thing you know, you have had one too many.
11. Witnessing someone stop in the middle of a traffic circle.
Flickr / SDOT Photos
When it comes to traffic circles, it's easy to spot newbie drivers or those from out of town. Road rage fuel.
12. Bickering over whether Maryland is north or south.
Flickr / BrianSwan
The southern states consider us north, and some of the northern states consider us south. This topic can cause a heated debate among Marylanders.
13. Declaring that you're leaving the state but in the end, you realize there's no place like home.
Flickr / alliecat1881
Explore the world while you can! What usually happens afterwards, is that folks realize Maryland is perfect for settling down for life.

What are other awkward moments every Marylander has had to endure? Feel free to share below! 🙂

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