11 Undeniable Ways To Annoy A Marylander - REAL Fast
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Jamie Alvarenga
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Why would anyone want to annoy a Marylander? We’re a pleasant bunch, as long as you don’t get on our bad side. Do the following 11 things, and you will receive the biggest eye-roll of your life. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Marylanders are known as aggressive drivers, which we proudly embrace. We've got places to be, so kindly move.
Keep the traffic flowing, and you won't have to witness our road rage.
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In Maryland, the bird is the word. No matter how the season is going, we will defend the Ravens and Orioles til the bitter end.
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Not only is he a national treasure, but he's a born and bred Marylander. We're extremely proud, to say the least.
There's a technique to picking crabs, and it shouldn't involve smashing shells to oblivion.
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When it comes to Maryland's most treasured delicacy, never ever let it go to waste. Pick the crab clean, then check again just to be sure.
Always have a backup, just in case.
We know we pay a lot of taxes, so we'd at least appreciate a snow plow coming through our neighborhoods, thanks.
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There is so much to do and see in Maryland, especially outdoors. Go! Explore! You'll be glad you did.
Listen, we know it's not the best beer, but it tastes like home.
Marylanders have an intense amount of pride. Insult our state (or our flag) and you just may regret it.
Although Marylanders are a pretty laid back bunch, there’s bound to be a few more things that grind our gears. What would you add to the list? Be sure to also check out these 10 bizarre experiences that every Marylander has had at least once.
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