If you have ever taken I-70 to get from one side of the state to the other, you may have noticed that your trip seemed sort of… how do I put this? Looooooooooooooooooooong. While I happen to believe that Kansas is the most beautiful state of them all, I will also admit that such a long drive can get a little harrowing after the first 250 miles. If you are like me and have ever made the long trek across I-70, here are 15 undeniable thoughts that probably went through your head:

1. "Am I getting food poisoning from the Taco Bell I had for breakfast or is that a giant Van Gogh in the distance?
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2. "The world's largest prairie dog? Man, I'd love to see that!"
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Wait... the park is closed? Dang. Did the prairie dog die?
3. "Better see what jams are on the radio! Oh, only one station? Cool."
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*You know it's true, western Kansas!*
4. "Their crop looks good!"
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5. "Theirs doesn't."
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6. "After all these years, I'm still digging the 75 MPH speed limit!"
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Remember when it used to be 55 MPH? Gag.
7. "Toto; I have a feeling we aren't in Kansas anymore..."
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*chuckles to self*

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8. "Kidding... this is definitely still Kansas."
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9. "WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS GOOD ARE THOSE MONSTROSITIES?!"
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10. "Free coffee and food samples? I'm there!"
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11. "I refuse to settle for anything less than first."
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12. "Why are there so many adult bookstores between Salina and Junction City?"
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13. "Whoever said that Kansas is flat and boring can go suck a freaking egg!"
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14. "Tall buildings? Well, this is a switch."
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15. "WHY DO I ALWAYS FORGET ABOUT THE TOLLS?"
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