These Kansas Survival Condos Are Your Apocalyptic Home Away From Home

Do you fear the end is near? Have you seen zombie-like creatures roaming the streets of your Kansas neighborhood? Are you looking to protect your family in the event of a disaster? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you’re in luck, as Kansas is home to several luxury survival condos that promise “survival bunker security” with “full luxury resort living.”

While the exact location of these abandoned silos/re-purposed luxury bunkers are unknown, the Luxury Survival Condo website does disclose that “both silo 1 and 2 are located in Kansas, and in the event of an emergency, we will be working with our owners to ensure that they are able to travel to the facility from any state based on the above noted contingency plans.”

In a statement written on the website, “The Survival Condo is an engineering marvel designed for comfortable long-term survival in a former Atlas missile silo. It offers spacious condos with many amenities including luxury living space and a community swimming pool, dog walking park, rock climbing wall, theater, general store and an aquaponic farm, among other features, all of which are underground and encompassed by walls that are 2.5 – 9 feet thick.”

Starting at *only* $1.5M for a 920 sq. ft. half floor unit ($3M for a 1,840 sq. ft. full-floor unit and $4.5M for a 3,200 sq. ft. penthouse unit), your family and friends can live with a peace of mind that comes from knowing you’re protected from the unthinkable. If you’re interested in learning more about these units, or purchasing one, visit Luxury Survival Condo.

And if/when the zombie apocalypse does occur, please let me stay in your bunker, as I do not have enough cash to “prepare for unforeseen events such as world-wide economic collapse, or a massive natural disaster.” Thank you.