Kansas August 09, 2015
13 Surprising Things You May Not Expect When Moving To Kansas
Are you moving to Kansas? If so, let me be the first to welcome you! Let me also give you some pointers about what to expect:
1.) Yes; there is PLENTY to do here...
There seems to be a rumor about how there is nothing to do in Kansas--FALSE.
2.) ...but we will sometimes nod along to keep the crazies from invading.
We like to humor the haters.
3.) Kansas isn't really the flattest state.
It comes in at 7, thank you very much.
4.) Living in Kansas may result in you actually WANTING to wake up early.
Prettiest sunrises in the world!
5.) Get ready to enjoy the GREATEST food of your life on a daily basis.
6.) Choose your team NOW...
7.) ...and get ready to talk some SMACK.
8.) Kansas is home to some of the weirdest and quirkiest attractions you'll ever see.
Garden of Eden, World's Largest Ball of Twine, and bizarre Political Sculptures? The gang's all here!
9.) The tornado sirens are going off? Head to the porch!
What's a cellar?
10.) We won't laugh at your "Wizard of Oz" references.
Check that nonsense at the door.
11.) Kansas = God's canvas
There's a lot more where that came from--head outside at dusk!
12.) The fact that we're called the "Sunflower State" is not just a coincidence.
13.) And last but not least, Kansans are the nicest...
...and most down-to-earth people you'll ever meet.
We're ready to welcome you with open arms!
What advice would you give newbies?