13 Questions You Can Only Answer If You’re From Iowa

1. How long is a kiss in public allowed to last?

According to Iowa law, the answer is five minutes before it's illegal. Better be checking your watches folks!

2. What about if the man you're kissing has a mustache?

Well in that case, it's illegal. According to Iowa law, it's illegal for a bearded man to kiss a woman in public. Sorry guys!

3. What the heck is RAGBRAI?

The greatest time of your life.

4. What's cornhole?

Some call it bags, but it's that yard game you always play at your family get togethers and reunions.

5. Is there anything at the state fair that you guys don't deep fry or serve on a stick?

Is that a real question or is that a challenge?

6. What is puppy chow?

Only one of the most amazing thing you will ever eat in your life.

7. What's a scotcharoo?

Another one of the most amazing things you will ever eat in your life.

8. What's with taco pizza?

Well, taco pizza was invented in Iowa, so of course we're crazy about it.

9. Why do you call it pop? It's soda...

When you're in Iowa it's called pop. And when Iowans aren't in Iowa... Well... It's still pop.

10. What's the best food in the world?

An Iowa pork tenderloin, of course.

Or one of these...

11. Why are you Iowans so nice?

Wouldn't you be happy all the time if you lived in the greatest state on Earth?

12. Isn't Iowa just flat?

Is that a joke?

13. Is this heaven?

No, it's Iowa.

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