Iowa March 09, 2016
The 11 Types of Guys Every Iowan Has Dated
If you’ve ever lived in Iowa, you’ve almost certainly had the pleasure of dating an Iowa boy. He is most likely a well-rounded, mannered gentleman – but as with anything – there are many different types of Iowa boys. From the hunter to the wrestler, here are the 11 types of guys every Iowan has dated:
1. The Iowa fan
This guy bleeds black and gold. He will Fight! Fight! Fight! for Iowa - and for your heart.
2. The Iowa State fan
Loyal sons forever true, they will fight that battle through. And when they hit the line they'll hit it hard,
every yard for I-S-U! And of course, they'll do the same for you.
3. The farmer
You know for a fact that this guy is hardworking, and if he puts the same effort into a relationship - the farmer can be one of the best types of people to date.
4. The outdoorsman
Whether it's hunting moral mushrooms or taking you fishing, the outdoorsman always has something fun planned for date night.
5. The hunter
This guy is a provider, who is very in tune with his instincts. He's not too complicated, and that's a good thing.
6. The wrestler
If Iowa had a state sport, it would probably be wrestling. Iowa has a lot of great wrestlers, so it would be no surprise if you've dated at least one wrestler. These guys are a little more aggressive, and maybe a bit showy, but good guys all around.
7. The handyman
This is the guy who refuses to call the electrician because he thinks he can do it himself - oh wait, isn't that just every guy?
8. The grill-master
This guy takes pleasure in his grilling skills, serving up a delicious Iowa chop, or one of the most perfect steaks you've ever had.
9. The political junkie
In a state as immersed in politics as Iowa is, you're bound to meet (and even date) a political junkie or two. Most of the dinner discussion will be (no surprise here) a little boring if you're not into politics.
10. The biker
Iowa has some of the highest rates of motorcycle ownership in the country, so you've almost certainly dated a biker guy. Underneath all the leather, there is just another nice Iowa boy.
11. And the biker
The other type of biker, this guy's idea of fun is riding his bike over 400 miles across the state with thousands of other people. If you can keep up - this kind of guy is sure to be a blast.
If you ask me, an Iowa boy is the best kind. Did we miss any more types? Let us know!