Posted in Indiana
December 20, 2016
15 Reasons Why You Should Never, Ever Move To Indiana
Oh, Indiana. A state once known as the crossroads of America is often looked upon as a drive-through state for many just passing by on their way to somewhere “better.” We all know how fantastic it is to live in Indiana, but not everyone else understands. And let’s be honest, not just anyone can make it as a Hoosier…and here’s why:
And we'll never tell!
We never experience gorgeous skylines, sunsets, or sunrises. Ever.
Nope, this isn't the IMA gardens in Indiana. It can't be...
We definitely never have fun with our friends at sports games.
Nope. No images of quintessential Americana life here. Just keep on passing through.
Flat and even. Not a hill in sight.
Of course not. Where would we find sandy shores and water to relax alongside? Lake Michigan?
Nope, nothing flattened, breaded, and juicy to bite into.
Of course it is. What else would we eat? You won't find world-class restaurants, say by the name of "Milktooth" here.
Yes. We fuel up on extra large meals from Paunch Burger every day and believe waffles are the only acceptable breakfast food. Lil' Sebastian is also our official mascot.
Indianapolis, Fort Wayne, Bloomington, and Lafayette are our prime examples.
The public bike shares are just a reminder of what we should never be doing. And basketball, that's not exercise. That's a bunch of kids standing around sometimes tossing a ball.
Especially Santa Claus, Indiana. It's a town you could find pretty much anywhere; nothing unique about it.
Yes, being stuck between some of the best states for pizza just means that ours is terrible and certainly could never incorporate some of the best recipes from these top states.
Well, why would they? it's not like we have the single largest all day sporting event around...or anything else appealing, for that matter.
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