10 Surefire Signs That You Definitely Belong In Illinois
By Laura
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Published July 25, 2015
Maybe you’ve lived here all your life or just moved here. But how do you know if Illinois is the state for you? Well, that’s a tricky question, but here are ten surefire ways you can tell you DEFINITELY belong in Illinois:
1. You're cool with the weather changing 5 times in the span of an hour
2. You could eat at Portillo's basically every day of your life
4. You're still incredibly excited about the '85 Bears, Da Coach, and the Superbowl Shuffle
4. When you're driving, you totally drive like you're driving this car
5. Speaking of driving, we've definitely popped at least one tire going over one of those famous Illinois potholes....and witnessed this entertaining way they've shoddily been filled
6. You have a freakishly high tolerance for snow and all of the hassles that come with it
7. You have a real appreciation for nature
8. You are totally unfazed by corrupt politicians. You even come to expect it
9. You're willing to defend deep dish pizza as belonging in the category of "pizza"
10. You absolutely CRINGE when people pronounce the S in Illinois
How do YOU know that you belong in Illinois? Let us know in the comments.
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