Posted in Illinois June 22, 2015 by

Here’s How You’re Probably Going To Die If You’re From Illinois

We all know we’re going to go someday, but we just don’t know how. But we can narrow down the ways just by where we live. So if you’re a fan of the macabre or just don’t fear the reaper, read on for the most common ways people from Illinois die:

1. Poisoning
eek the cat/Flickr
2. Diabetes
travel oriented/Flickr
3. Heart disease
Didriks/Flickr
4. Lung cancer
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5. Liver disease
Ryan Lackey/Flickr
6. Falls
Erich Ferdinand/Flickr
7. The stress of not being able to neutralize this guy
Mike Morbeck/Flickr

Well, that wasn’t so bad. Sleep dreams!