17 Things No Self-Respecting Person From Hawaii Would Ever Do

As the most isolated population center on earth, the Hawaiian Islands are home to perhaps the most unique destination in the world – and the people who call Hawaii home are just as unique as the islands themselves. Though we pride ourselves on being laid-back and relaxed, there are certain standards we adhere to. For example, here are 17 things no one from Hawaii who has any self-respect would do – at least on purpose.

Enough about things we never do, here are 11 extremely weird things everyone from Hawaii actually does.