By now, we’re all well aware that Georgia is the absolute WORST. Right? The hiking trails are few and far between, sunsets take wayyyy too long, and of course, tiny beach towns?! Who needs ’em?! (The Tiny Beach Town In Georgia You’ve Never Heard Of But Need To Visit). I think we’re all in agreement that Georgia is a terrible state, so here are 13 indisputable reasons why you should move far, far away.

1. There's like, waaaaay too much barbecue here.
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2. Have you SEEN the Milky Way at night? How utterly unspectacular.
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3. All these waterfalls just bum me out.
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4. Small towns have too much charm. Too much architecture. Too much beauty.
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5. And then winter rolls around and you're like, "can this BE any uglier?"
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6. Don't even get me started on the sunsets, they just take too darn long.
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7. There's never anything cool to see, ever. Not even extremely rare seahorses you won't find elsewhere at the coolest aquarium ever.
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8. Life in Georgia is just too hectic.
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9. And the food?! Repulsively creamy grits with fresh, succulent shrimp? Ew.
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10. All these retro-locations and vintage places just muck up the place.
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11. I don't know about you, but Amicalola Falls is hideous. Pure hideousness.
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12. There's also never anything weird or off-beat to explore in Georgia. So frustrating.
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13. And if I have to hear one more time how the railroad history played such an important part in the development of our beautiful state...
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Obviously you know we’re joking, right? 🙂 We love Georgia and love EVERYTHING about it. Share with your friends if you agree!

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