Posted in Florida
November 15, 2015
10 Things You’ve Grown To Undeniably Hate If You’re From Florida
There’s a lot to love about Florida, but even natives can name a few things they could do without. Here are the top 10 things Floridians are just plain sick of:
Humidity doesn't just feel icky and ruin your hairstyle, it actually makes it harder for your body to cool itself in high temperatures. Seriously, we can all live without this one.
I don't always see roaches when I walk outside, but when I do, they're flying at my head. That's why Floridians hate roaches.
Seriously? Florida has the third largest population in the country. We couldn't possibly all live in the same city.
They're annoying, and they spread diseases. Enough said.
Florida Man is the fictional character made up of every bad/ridiculous news story to come out of Florida. He's a large part of the reason Florida is seen negatively in other parts of the country. Trust us, we don't really like him (or Florida Woman), either.
These obnoxious creatures even have a season named after them here. We wouldn't shed a tear if they disappeared forever.
Anything that crowds the beaches with hoards of immature drunk people gets old fast. We think 50 years is long enough.
The thought that your house (with you inside!) could be swallowed up by the Earth at any moment is truly the stuff of nightmares.
Lightning doesn't just strike a few unlucky people here once in a while. Florida is the lightning capital of the country, so it's a very real danger here.
Some people blame it on tourists or snowbirds, and some people blame it on the elderly. Whatever the cause, Florida can be an irritating, or even scary, place to drive.
What are your least favorite things about living in Florida? Are there any things you really hate that we left off the list? Please share your comments with us below!
