7 Reasons Why Everyone Should Marry A Delawarean

You already know that Delawareans are the best people you’ll ever meet, so it’s no surprise that everyone should find themselves a Delaware native to settle down with. Yeah, you won’t get the benefits of New Jersey Hair, but you’ll have a lot to look forward to once you’ve put a ring on it.

Did you marry a Delawarean? Congratulations, you’re well on your way to a lifetime of happiness.