Here Are 15 Signs You Have Spent Way Too Much Time In Colorado

Does the saying, “Taste the Magic of Mexico” make your stomach turn? Do you find the sight of the giant blue horse standing guard over DIA as unalarming? Do weed jokes make you angry? If you answered yes to these or to any of the following, there is a good chance you have spent way too much time in Colorado:

How many of these are you guilty of?