Does the saying, “Taste the Magic of Mexico” make your stomach turn? Do you find the sight of the giant blue horse standing guard over DIA as unalarming? Do weed jokes make you angry? If you answered yes to these or to any of the following, there is a good chance you have spent way too much time in Colorado:

1. Driving in these conditions comes as second nature.
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2. Yellow means to gun it...
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3. ...and so does red.
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If you're one of the first five cars, that is.
4. In Colorado, the saying goes that "April showers bring May blizzards."
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5. The names Las Animas...
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6. ...Cache la Poudre...
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7. ...and Buena Vista easily roll off the tongue.
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8. Hearing "Casa" and "Bonita" together in the same sentence gives you indigestion.
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9. The Rockies losing no longer phases you...
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(You're more surprised when they actually win a game.)
10. ...nor does the fact that there is a giant, demonic horse standing guard over DIA.
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11. You have strongly considered pouring green chili over your pancakes.
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12. Your first instinct during one of these isn't to take cover; it's to hop in your car and chase it.
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13. You have perfected both your fake laugh...
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14. ...and eye roll for anytime you hear another weed joke.
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15. Finally, the word "lazy" just isn't in your vocabulary.
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There is so much to see and do in this beautiful state of ours -- who has time to do nothing?!

How many of these are you guilty of?

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