Here Are 15 Things You’ll Never Catch Anyone From Colorado Doing
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Annie
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When it comes to living in the Centennial State, there are just some things that you should never do (or at least admit to doing). Are you new to Colorado? Take our advice and make sure that you are never caught:
(If you do, you probably shouldn't go out in public...)
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WHAT do you do for fun?!
*Throws up in mouth.*
Sorry, Doug; my soul is worth more to me than one of your "unbeatable" deals.
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"I mean, where else can you 'Eat so much; Peso little'?!"
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I see you over there looking smug in your Duke hoodie...
Last I checked, a burrito minus the green chili was actually illegal throughout the state. (Look it up!)
"Rocky Mountain HIGH? High-larious!"
Wait... there are other concert venues besides Red Rocks?
If you do this, you can and should leave immediately.
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Is that even a thing?
Psh, like my moving vehicle or front porch aren't safe enough...
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