The 12 Reasons You Should Never Date Someone From Colorado
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Annie
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Valentine’s Day is just around the corner and if you are single, you may be on the prowl for a special someone to share the day with. If this sounds like you, we recommend NOT courting and/or dating anyone from Colorado for these 12 important reasons:
When you live in such a beautiful state, it is easy to be more carefree... nauseating, isn't it?
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...and it isn't you... sorry.
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Okay, okay; maybe a little Netflix and Chill... just not on the first date! *wink*
Hiking, biking, skiing, climbing... you name it, we love it and want to do it NOW!
Sea level is for sissies.
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Fun fact: Colorado is home to nearly 350 breweries, many of which produce a more delicious, higher alcohol content beer that we can drink ALL. day. long.
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If you have ever met a Coloradan, you know that we are not afraid to work hard and reward ourselves on the weekend by dining out, getting outside, and exploring new places around the state.
...we neither waste our time nor waste perfectly good animal you-know-whats.
(Including deep-fried cow you-know-whats, of course!)
This photo -- and this Broncos season in general -- says it all.
Still don’t have a sweetheart? That’s okay, as Colorado Is Home To A Valentine’s Themed Haunted House… And You Are Going To Want To Visit.
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