No matter where you come from, you are guaranteed to have picked up some little quirks and habits along the way that may come off as strange to outsiders. Take, for instance, these 12 undeniable habits that Denverites are born with and can never unlearn:

1.) Always wanting to dip your pizza in honey...
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(Though, let's face it; dipping your Pizza Hut in honey isn't nearly as tasty as dipping your soft Beau Jo's crust!)
2.) ...smother all your food in green chile...
Flickr/Wally Gobetz
Burritos, eggs, bananas... they are all better with green chile.
3.) ...and dream about brunch 24/7.
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Brunch isn't just a meal... it's a way of life, okay?
4.) When shopping for a new car, you instinctively go to your local Subaru dealer...
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And why not? It has AWD, great fuel economy, good looks... should I go on?
5.) ...and then drive it through a red light.
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(...not after the light has been red for 10 seconds, that is. We're not animals!)
6.) Denverites sing "Happy Birthday" a bit differently from others.
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"Happy Birth... day to YOU! Happy Birth... day to YOU! Happy Birth... day dear children!"

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7.) Whenever you see a collection of large rocks, you wait around for a band to play.
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You're going to be waiting a LONG time for Death Cab for Cutie to play from atop the Grand Canyon...
8.) Our year-round attire consists of flip flops...
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Expensive snow boots? We don't need no stinkin' expensive snow boots!
9.) ...and hoodies.
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(CU, CSU, or Broncos hoodies, that is.)
10.) We can't help that we enjoy dreaming up conspiracy theories about different Denver landmarks.
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See: Denver International Airport.
11.) Finally, we enjoy getting high at one of our many LEGAL dispensaries...
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12.) ...and then going to cheer on our favorites at the National Western Stock Show.
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Don't judge us and we won't judge you.

For even more Denver humor, check out the 11 Phrases That Will Make You Swear Denverites Have Their Own Language.

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