Here Are 12 Things You’ll Never Catch Anyone From Denver Doing
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R. Phillips
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Here in the Mile High City we’re pretty passionate about a lot of issues. (See: Beer, the great outdoors, and football.) Whether you’re a new resident or a tried-and-true local, people from Denver hold many things to be sacred, and we intend to protect them. Here are 12 things you’ll never catch any self-respecting Denverite doing…
Insert Coors jokes here.
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This falls into the "things I wish were true about Denverites" category. Unfortunately, many of our residents seem to have forgotten the concept of "Leave No Trace." Sigh.
Wait a minute, this also falls into the "things I wish were true about Denverites" category. Sigh.
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This guy obviously isn't from Denver.
Up and at 'em, Denverites! Too much fun to be had to cower under the covers all weekend.
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Just no.
Just because it's legal here, doesn't mean it's legal everywhere else. Yet.
Seriously: It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
In Colorado "it is unlawful for any person to willfully mar, mutilate, deface, disfigure, or injure beyond normal use any rocks, trees, shrubbery, wild flowers, or other features of the natural environment in recreation areas of the state." Don't do it!
On the flip side, here are 20 Undeniable Things Every True Denverite Has Done At Least Once. Conquer them all!
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