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Posted in Denver April 02, 2016 by Annie

Here Are 11 Jokes About People In Denver That Are Actually Funny

Alright, Denverites: I’m sure you’ve heard all the jokes there are to hear about the Mile “High” City’s legal recreational options… but what if I told you there are more, (dare I say) actual funny jokes about the city, including these jokes about Denver:

1.) I saw this multiple times during last week's blizzard...

2.) Remember: April showers bring May blizzards.

3.) Okay, last weather one... I promise!

4.) NEVER call 'em Donkeys!

5.) Challenge your out-of-state friends to a drinking contest and see what happens!

6.) Attention, I-25 drivers!

7.) This makes more sense than Mark Sanchez!

8.) Actually, Willie; we do!

9.) We were THIS close to getting a snow day, too!

10.) When you're an adult, it's... whatever the opposite of Disneyland is.

11.) You tell 'em, Lumbergh!

Do you have any favorite jokes about Denver?

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Annie

Annie is a freelance writer, content editor, and marketing whiz with a background in broadcasting and a passion for chicken nachos.