12 Undying Habits That Prove You Can Never Take Denver Out Of The Denverite
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When you hail from the Mile High City, there are some habits you pick up that may seem strange to outsiders. While Denverites — like reptiles — try their hardest to blend into their surroundings, there are some things they just can’t change, as demonstrated by these 12 undying habits that prove you can never take the Denver out of a Denverite:
"I'm sorry... you want deep fried WHAT?"
Here is your philosophical question of the day: If you don't dip your pizza crust in honey, did you *really* just eat pizza?
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(This includes your deep fried WHATs and pizza!)
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"Do you have anything on tap from Great Divide Brewing?"
"Sir... this is a Taco Bell."
"Sir... this is a Taco Bell."
Why spend buku bucks on expensive snow boots when you can get a perfectly good pair of flip flops for $.97?
Yes; even in the snow whilst wearing our $0.97 flip flops...
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Green means go, yellow means gun it, and red means you have about 10 seconds before you need to STOP.
West = Toward the mountains
East = Away from the mountains
East = Away from the mountains
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...and if you don't serve it, we don't want anything to do with your establishment.
Nothing says "Welcome to the airport" quite like a 32-foot tall, 9,000 pound blue bronco that crushed its sculptor to death during construction!
How are we supposed to see volleyball-sized hail and funnel clouds from the basement?
...because you can't ski, sled, and/or snowboard without snow!
For more Denver humor, check out these 12 Denver Memes That Are Painfully Accurate.
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