15 Hilarious Colorado Jokes

If you can laugh about having to wear your winter coat over your Halloween costume, the Oakland Raiders and the headache of roadwork, you are obviously a Coloradoan who can appreciate these 15 one-liners:

2. Good news: the first freeze will be here soon and ALL the bugs will die!*

6. It happens in the spring, summer, and fall, too...

7. Snow boots and a winter coat? Ain't nobody got time for that!

9. Challenge your out-of-state friends to a drinking contest and see what happens!

11. I had something similar happen before my Women in Communications final at CSU (Spring 2010).

12. I don't know about you, but I'd choose a Colorado spring break over Miami ANY day!

13. My husband has to do this a couple times a year.

14. Not this year (which goes against my entire childhood)!

15. We're also looking at you, California...

Which is your favorite?

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Here Are 15 Jokes About Colorado That Are Actually Funny

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