Posted in Colorado
November 01, 2015
by Annie
Here Are 15 Jokes About Colorado That Are Actually Funny
If you can laugh about having to wear your winter coat over your Halloween costume, the Oakland Raiders and the headache of roadwork, you are obviously a Coloradoan who can appreciate these 15 one-liners:
1. You tell 'em, Lumbergh!
2. Good news: the first freeze will be here soon and ALL the bugs will die!*
*Unless, of course, you live in the mountains, where it has already snowed.
3. You are wise, oh Morpheus.
4. It's funny because it's true!
5. Outside all day, errday.
6. It happens in the spring, summer, and fall, too...
7. Snow boots and a winter coat? Ain't nobody got time for that!
8. Heeeeeere's Johnny!
9. Challenge your out-of-state friends to a drinking contest and see what happens!
10. #howcoloradorolls
11. I had something similar happen before my Women in Communications final at CSU (Spring 2010).
12. I don't know about you, but I'd choose a Colorado spring break over Miami ANY day!
13. My husband has to do this a couple times a year.
14. Not this year (which goes against my entire childhood)!
15. We're also looking at you, California...
Which is your favorite?
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