Posted in Arkansas
December 20, 2017
9 Undeniable Habits That No Arkansan Can Ever Unlearn
There are some Arkansas habits you just can’t deny. Don’t fret though, the rest of us are just as guilty at these hard to break habits. Let’s laugh together as we uncover the Arkansas-isms that can’t be unlearned.
...then going again next week.
2 fingers: acknowledgement of the passing stranger.
4 fingers: "hey Carl, how's it goin'"?
Whole hand: "Hey Carl, how's the wife"?
Waving your whole hand: "Hey Carl! How's the wife? Is your mom recovering from her knee surgery alright"?
4 fingers: "hey Carl, how's it goin'"?
Whole hand: "Hey Carl, how's the wife"?
Waving your whole hand: "Hey Carl! How's the wife? Is your mom recovering from her knee surgery alright"?
...and being completely taken aback when asked if you need sweeteners.
You took in the dog that was dumped down the road so now that makes 5 dogs, 2 cats, the pig, 3 horses, a raccoon foster, and the box turtle with a limp your kid found in the backyard.
I'll take a float trip down the Buffalo River over the hassle of flying out of state any day.
Nothing is more comforting than food to an Arkansan. Graduation? Casserole. Funeral? Casserole. Nephew's Bar Mitzvah? Kosher casserole.
I don't know why y'all keep telling me to say "you all," y'all is just more efficient.
Alright, so the summer family barbecue is this Saturday. Be sure to pack your jacket in case the winds start, we're okay if it rains since there's a gazebo and we went ahead and brought toboggans in case it snows.
Sure you thought you'd always move away but you grew to realize Arkansas is actually a pretty awesome place.
Are you guilty of any of these habits? Share your Arkansas vices with us in the comments below!
For some more funnies, check out these hilarious Arkansas memes.
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