Here Are 12 Signs You Have Spent Way Too Much Time In Arkansas

Arkansas is a great place. It’s got mountains and rivers and nice people in it. Perhaps it’s not possible to spend too much time here. But just in case you’re wondering if you’ve gone from transplant to local, we’ve compiled this definitive list.

If you meet all these criteria and don’t want to be called an Arkansan . . . well, friend, it’s too late.