Alabama February 01, 2017
10 Things People In Alabama Have No Time For
It’s no secret that most Alabamians are easy going people. And because of Alabama’s beautiful scenery and delicious food, it’s not surprising that residents lead such a happy life here. With that being said, there are a few things Alabamians have no time for, including the 10 things listed below.
1. Unsweetened Tea
Here in Alabama, only sweet tea will do!
2. Road Maps
There's no need to use an Alabama road map when all you have to do is follow I-65 to get to wherever you're going, or at least close enough to wherever you're going.
3. Bad Manners
Bad manners are never, ever, EVER tolerated here in the South!
4. Healthy Foods
Fried foods all the way!
5. Redneck Jokes
Sure, redneck jokes can be very funny. However, they get old really, REALLY fast!
6. Unexpected Snow Days
When it snows in Alabama, the state pretty much shuts down, and the bread aisle becomes empty. Nobody has time for that!
7. Indecisive Football Fans
You'll either yell "Roll Tide!" or "War Eagle!" Pick a side and stick with it!
8. Summers Without Beach Trips
No Alabama summer is complete without a trip to the Gulf Coast.
9. High Humidity...
...and the frizzy hair that comes along with it.
Without a doubt, these blood-thirsty insects are Alabama's most annoying pests. If only they would just go away!
What are some other things Alabamians have no time for? For a list of things you’ll never witness an Alabamian do, check out our previous article:
Here Are 12 Things You’ll Never Catch Anyone From Alabama Doing.