Sometimes the only way to live with yourself is to laugh at yourself. You can’t take life to seriously all the time, and anyone can take a joke, right? Lets see if Iowans have as thick of skin as they say they do! And please remember, these are not meant to be taken seriously – we love Iowa!

1. How can you tell the toothbrush is an Iowan invention?
Flickr.com/ Joe Sepielli
If it were invented anywhere else, we'd call it a teethbrush.
2. Why does all the corn in Nebraska lean east? (Hint: It's not crop circles!)
Flickr.com/ Andrew Seaman
Because Iowa sucks! (We know this isn't true.)
3. Why did UNI have to end its water polo program?
Flickr.com/ Eric Silva
All the horses drowned!
4. What's the difference between a U of I graduate and a park bench?
Flickr.com/ Alan Light
A park bench can support a family.

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5. Did you hear about the Iowa farmer who only wore one boot in the winter?
Flickr.com/ Jed Sullivan
He heard there was a 50% chance of snow!
6. How do you know it's prom season in Iowa?
Flickr.com/ Francisco Vargas
There are ten tractors in every McDonald's parking lot.
7. What's the difference between a cool place and a lame place?
Flickr.com/ Michelle
The Iowa State border! (We're obviously the cool place.)
8. What does a Cyclone fan do after ISU makes it past the Sweet Sixteen?
Flickr.com/ Max Goldberg
He wakes up.
9. Did you hear about that cool thing that just happened in Iowa?
Flickr.com/ Doug Kerr
Me neither!

What other Iowa jokes would you add to this list?

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