This Pirate Cruise In Washington Is Everything You’ve Ever Dreamed Of

We have amazing news, Washingtonians: Now you can live out any lingering childhood pirate fantasies without actually living a life of crime on the sea. Thanks to Emerald City Pirates, you can take the cruise of your dreams without any pillaging or plundering.

For more information on booking a pirate cruise, check out the company’s website. And for other Washington boat rental options (including a hot tub boat), check out this list.