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The Most Embarrassing Google Searches Mapped By State – Which One Is Yours?

Real estate Web site, Estately, just went through the most popular Google search terms in every state – and pulled out the most embarrassingly popular one for each. The result? This map showing off all of those phrases.

What’s your state’s most embarrassing search term? What’s Alaska’s obsession with Nicolas Cage? And North Carolina, well… I have no words for that one. Here’s a list of all of them in non-map form:

ALABAMA: Casserole recipe
ALASKA: Nicolas Cage
ARIZONA: Is Obama American?
ARKANSAS: Lunchables
CALIFORNIA: Fantasy bowling
COLORADO: Men’s rights
CONNECTICUT: Internet addiction
DELAWARE: Newark girls
DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA: Bill Cosby
FLORIDA: Eyebrow piercing
GEORGIA: Meth recipe
HAWAII: electronic cigarette
IDAHO: hacky sack
ILLINOIS: Is WWE fake?
INDIANA: Arby’s
IOWA: ISIS (terrorist organization)
KANSAS: The Expendables 3 (movie)
KENTUCKY: Scabies
LOUISIANA: dog clothes
MAINE: Nickelback lyrics
MARYLAND: Am I a virgin?
MASSACHUSETTS: deflated balls
MICHIGAN: pyramid scheme
MINNESOTA: Frisbee golf
MISSISSIPPI: penis enlargement
MISSOURI: George Foreman Grill / vajazzling / fake moustache
MONTANA: Alex Jones (radio host)
NEBRASKA: Nick Nolte
NEVADA: McDonald’s secret menu
NEW HAMPSHIRE: Pajama jeans
NEW JERSEY: Ashley Madison (website for affairs)
NEW MEXICO: “The Hot Chick” (2002 film starring Rob Schneider)
NEW YORK: magic lessons
NORTH CAROLINA: Where is the internet?
NORTH DAKOTA: Limp Bizkit
OHIO: bath salts (as in the drug)
OKLAHOMA: ISIS videos
OREGON: Romance novel
PENNSYLVANIA: Donald Trump quotes
RHODE ISLAND: Average penis size
SOUTH CAROLINA: Miss Cleo (telephone psychic)
SOUTH DAKOTA: Lion hunting
TENNESSEE: Is Bigfoot real?
TEXAS: Jade Helm
UTAH: bronies
VERMONT: Four Loko
VIRGINIA: Redskins Facts
WASHINGTON: Socks in sandals
WEST VIRGINIA: chastity belt
WISCONSIN: outhouse (image search)
WYOMING: Furries

A few of these are really out there. If you’ve ever searched any of these, you probably shouldn’t admit it. Except maybe if you’re from Alabama.

Alfred Nottingham
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