These 11 Crazy Street Names In Texas Will Leave You Baffled

I thought there couldn’t possibly be anything weirder than some of our town names here in Texas…I mean, Cut and Shoot, Dime Box, Lickskillet – that has to be as out there as it gets, right? Well I sure was mistaken. Look around at street signs the next time you’re out driving; I guarantee you’ll see something that makes you do a double-take (just don’t look too long – you’re driving, remember?) But in case you don’t, here are 11 absolutely absurd street names that are proud to call our state their home.

Nancy Waldman via Flickr

Imagine trying to get directions around here..."This Way?" "No, That Way!"

Flickr/miwok

I think someone was trying to get a message across about this town's residents...

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Flickr/pareeerica

These boots were made for walking, and that's just what they'll do.

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Flickr/pinkykeos

Most appetizing street on the planet, hands down.

Tim Evanson via Flickr

Wait, the town is actually named after Kermit Roosevelt? Guess someone didn't get the memo.

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Flickr/dinnerseries

Just around the corner from Scrambled Eggs Lane and a block away from Hashbrown Boulevard. (Kidding, but that would be awesome.)

Flickr/bestrated1

Someone probably had a smug grin on their face when naming this intersection.

Flickr/hanorlin

Spelled backwards is burden...think they were alluding to something? Creepy.

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Flickr/expressmonorail

Someone was in touch with their imagination.

Flickr/randar

Nerd alert!!

Flickr/jefaspics

I think I'd have a car accident from laughing so hard if I drove by this.

Have you ever driven by any of these? What other crazy street names do we have in Texas? Let me know in the comments!