Posted in New Mexico
October 19, 2017
15 Unwritten Rules Every New Mexican Lives By Till Death
Here in New Mexico, there are just some things you do and don’t do. From weather-related dos to traffic-related don’ts, the following are 15 unwritten rules that every New Mexican lives by till death. See how many you follow — and what else you would add to this list.
After you assure them they can visit without a passport, wow them with the facts: New Mexico became the 47th U.S. state on January 6, 1912.
The older folks among us have seen things we can only imagine. They deserve respect just because they have made it this far, but they also hold our heritage and are a wealth of knowledge and love.
Can you think of a food that shouldn't have chile on it? We didn't think so.
Our weather is fickle and full of false starts. Why drag out the coat when tomorrow will be sunny and warm?
These critters just can't get the hang of crossing at the wildlife signs. Better to just keep your insurance agent on speed dial.
Trails are in our blood - the Santa Fe Trail, the Camino Real, Route 66.... Today, our spirit of adventurous wandering endures as we hike trails through our forests, over our mountains or even through our backyards.
We love our perfect, sunny skies, but when it does rain, New Mexicans rejoice. We're grateful for the water and find beauty in the drama of the sky.
Sometimes the traffic is backed up on I-40 through Albuquerque, but other parts of the state have traffic too.
Granted, sopaipillas can be stuffed or used to mop up chile, but don't you always save at least a bit of it for that sweet drizzle of honey?
Luminarias have been a New Mexico tradition for hundreds of years. Before paper bags, people built little bonfires.
Ah, the divine marriage of red and green. It's good to know that if you can't decide, you don't have to!
We do things a little differently here. Love it or leave it, or learn to deal.
Why drag old faithful to the junkyard to be crushed? If you leave it in the yard long enough, nature will turn it the perfect patina. When the tourists start taking pictures, you know the rust is just right.
Water? Gas? Potty stop? Get it all together before you head out down those long, lonely roads. Those "no services" signs mean you will be peeing behind a tree if you don't.
Our Lady is ubiquitous in New Mexico, and luckily, tolerant of sharing her alter with other icons of faith from around the globe. We're passionate about our beliefs in New Mexico, but we like to think we make room for others.
What other rules would you add to this list? Let us know in the comments!
